Steve Jobs Weight Loss Due to Hormone Imbalance

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Apple CEO Steve Jobs announced on Monday that he has been suffering from a hormone imbalance, leading to his severe weight loss. Jobs is already a cancer survivor. (Jan. 6)

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21 Responses to “Steve Jobs Weight Loss Due to Hormone Imbalance”

  1. grcirca1985 Says:

    If he’d died I’d have probably made a joke about the resurrection of Jobs in accordance with the Messianic prophecy. On the third day he’d rise again and unveil the latest iPhone: iPhone Holy Trinity Generation–like 3G, only it’s divinely inspired, thus allowing you to communicate directly with God (roaming fees may apply).

  2. MacAndRick Says:

    What is the point of saying that, if he died would you still of said that?

  3. grcirca1985 Says:

    My goodness… I’m just shocked how anyone could have possibly taken that seriously. Yes, I know it’s not psychosomatic. I’m not retarded.

  4. liagibaonidnugal Says:

    are you a neurologist?! if, in case, you are, have you even talked to him so as to diagnose that his disease is entirely psychosomatic??
    oh my gosh, you’re so unbelievable, you’re able to diagnose anyone just by seeing a video..

  5. Cyphlix Says:

    when a delusion is strong enough to increase a product’s intrinsic value – it has become real. Steve done a great job at that

  6. TheMoitah Says:

    Clearly you don’t know anything about Apple, my friend.

  7. grcirca1985 Says:

    Hormonal imbalance my ***. The problem is clearly psychosomatic; he’s obviously spent so much time trying to make his products thinner and lighter, he’s transposed his obsession with minimalism onto his subconscious. Had he concentrated a little more on battery life, he wouldn’t be in this mess.

  8. tomek200 Says:

    omg why do people get so worked up when apple releases anything

  9. test6 Says:

    In defense, there are different types of hormones, and the reactions are not the same or for the same reasons. While I hope he gets better, Apple co, isn’t worth arguing for in my opinion.

  10. test6 Says:

    the “wow” were mostly delusions experienced by apple fans. There has never been any real “wow” from that company. The iphone is the closest it’s ever come, but their computers are nothing special. Makes jobs money though.

  11. DRMhack76 Says:

    There’s little point to apple anyway. It just serves to provide shiny boxes to itards who think they are superior to everyone due to “thinking different” ads, lol. It’s very much over rated. Oh wait. That was the point to the ads.

  12. superstudjock Says:

    you’re right, my bad.

  13. RabdonFilms Says:

    That’s iHormone Balancer.

  14. ogrish84 Says:

    What a load of bullshit. Hormone Imbalance does not stop you from working. Just ask women.

  15. DemoLeont Says:

    While Jobs did work for apple those years was an epic fail for Apple . Good job Apple . Keep up the good work . But the prices are of the roof . Take care

  16. superstudjock Says:

    Maybe he should introduce the Ihormone balancer.

  17. stargen5 Says:

    I wish I have hormone imbalance!!! I need to lose weight…I’ve tried all kinds of diet programs…and none works…this hormone imbalance thing sounds pretty good…

  18. tom1tom1 Says:

    It’s BS, and lazy reporting by the fawning press for not investigating what a hormone imbalance really is. “He is now undergoing treatment”– more than a year after he started looking like a skeleton? He has lousy Doctors if it took that long to figure out. I don’t recall women, going through a hormone imbalance called “menopause”, looking like Skeletor. He’s lying to protect stock prices and keep the Mac Moonies satiated. They’ll believe anything he says. Like: bug fixes are “enhancements”.

  19. ealshabaan Says:

    eat a mac book air

  20. Fringe111 Says:

    I **** to hear this kind of news. I wish him well

  21. fucksatanism Says:

    Lay off the rock

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