Steve Jobs Weight Loss Due to Hormone Imbalance
AssociatedPress asked:
Apple CEO Steve Jobs announced on Monday that he has been suffering from a hormone imbalance, leading to his severe weight loss. Jobs is already a cancer survivor. (Jan. 6)
Tags: Ceo Jobs, Hormone Imbalance, Weight Loss
June 8th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
If he’d died I’d have probably made a joke about the resurrection of Jobs in accordance with the Messianic prophecy. On the third day he’d rise again and unveil the latest iPhone: iPhone Holy Trinity Generation–like 3G, only it’s divinely inspired, thus allowing you to communicate directly with God (roaming fees may apply).
June 9th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
What is the point of saying that, if he died would you still of said that?
June 12th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
My goodness… I’m just shocked how anyone could have possibly taken that seriously. Yes, I know it’s not psychosomatic. I’m not retarded.
June 16th, 2009 at 3:24 am
are you a neurologist?! if, in case, you are, have you even talked to him so as to diagnose that his disease is entirely psychosomatic??
oh my gosh, you’re so unbelievable, you’re able to diagnose anyone just by seeing a video..
June 18th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
when a delusion is strong enough to increase a product’s intrinsic value – it has become real. Steve done a great job at that
June 22nd, 2009 at 5:11 am
Clearly you don’t know anything about Apple, my friend.
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:41 am
Hormonal imbalance my ***. The problem is clearly psychosomatic; he’s obviously spent so much time trying to make his products thinner and lighter, he’s transposed his obsession with minimalism onto his subconscious. Had he concentrated a little more on battery life, he wouldn’t be in this mess.
June 26th, 2009 at 10:44 am
omg why do people get so worked up when apple releases anything
June 29th, 2009 at 6:39 am
In defense, there are different types of hormones, and the reactions are not the same or for the same reasons. While I hope he gets better, Apple co, isn’t worth arguing for in my opinion.
June 30th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
the “wow” were mostly delusions experienced by apple fans. There has never been any real “wow” from that company. The iphone is the closest it’s ever come, but their computers are nothing special. Makes jobs money though.
July 3rd, 2009 at 12:57 am
There’s little point to apple anyway. It just serves to provide shiny boxes to itards who think they are superior to everyone due to “thinking different” ads, lol. It’s very much over rated. Oh wait. That was the point to the ads.
July 6th, 2009 at 10:53 am
you’re right, my bad.
July 7th, 2009 at 8:46 am
That’s iHormone Balancer.
July 10th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
What a load of bullshit. Hormone Imbalance does not stop you from working. Just ask women.
July 13th, 2009 at 3:29 am
While Jobs did work for apple those years was an epic fail for Apple . Good job Apple . Keep up the good work . But the prices are of the roof . Take care
July 13th, 2009 at 3:54 am
Maybe he should introduce the Ihormone balancer.
July 16th, 2009 at 6:43 am
I wish I have hormone imbalance!!! I need to lose weight…I’ve tried all kinds of diet programs…and none works…this hormone imbalance thing sounds pretty good…
July 18th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
It’s BS, and lazy reporting by the fawning press for not investigating what a hormone imbalance really is. “He is now undergoing treatment”– more than a year after he started looking like a skeleton? He has lousy Doctors if it took that long to figure out. I don’t recall women, going through a hormone imbalance called “menopause”, looking like Skeletor. He’s lying to protect stock prices and keep the Mac Moonies satiated. They’ll believe anything he says. Like: bug fixes are “enhancements”.
July 20th, 2009 at 5:20 am
eat a mac book air
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:26 am
I **** to hear this kind of news. I wish him well
July 29th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Lay off the rock